I need to sort out my priorities.
my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees
my favorite thing is when steve hides full body behind the shield
Beauty tips seem like such weird bullshit sometimes like
“Rub egg on your face once a week for glowing skin”
“Scrub your body with sugar and oil”
“Fill a bathtub with oatmeal and soak in it”
“Dry your hair with a t-shirt to keep it healthy”
And you bet your sweet ass I do all of those things
“6:20 p.m. A girl who looks to be about four years old walks into the dining room wearing bright orange lipstick, and the hostess gives her crayons. She is my only rival for command of this TGI Friday’s.”
What a ride start to finish
no, no this post was not “a ride start to finish”, it was not “wild from the very beginning”, it was an encounter with an animal in an enclosure. please do not make this more boring than it is. do not ride animals in captivity. they are already bummed out enough.
they literally had to take this out because it was so gay
before doing anything, ask yourself. “would steve rogers approve of this?” if the answer is not “yes”, you probably shouldn’t do that thing.
steve rogers jumped out of a plane without a parachute
"do as i say, not as i do, on account of i’m usually doing something that will destroy your weak human body and get you mega dead. i believe in you though!" — steve rogers